10 things that do not admire, and irritate men on the beach
In the summer the temperature increases, and the quantity of clothes to passersby decreases proportionally. The epicenter of the forced exposure of getting any beach town. What can we say about the glamorous resorts? Of course, many women are choosing a beach wardrobe with even greater zeal than for office wear. But what looks "laykabelno" on retouched photos in sotssetsyah, in real life may cause only bewilderment. Especially here this Top Ten: contrary to popular opinion feminine men, it just infuriates!
Of course, tastes differ. But hastily collecting clothes on holiday by the sea, little things from this list is better to forget the house safely. Let the photos and they will be after a couple of filters look decent, in reality, the sight is poor. So it is better to postpone away:
1. Swimsuit Thong
For the fifth point of view, after five days in All Inclusive is clearly far from being biased. Yes, and any fifth point in principle. And if you add to this kit bodice "rags" (also known as the "triangle"), then we can do to evacuate from the beach and the faint-hearted children. Still, 90th is long gone. And along with them, and the unforgettable "onion" silicone Pamela Anderson.
2. Transparent swimsuit
No, for personal bathing beach or a night together with your loved ones away from prying eyes - why not? Photographed in it in the mirror in the bathroom is also quite acceptable. But here is to go to the beach ... Is that a nude. Otherwise, avoid unhealthy focus will not work. And it is - not Instagram, comments will not close.
3. Slippers on heels or platform
And another huge platforms and other "decorations", orthopedic incompatible with normal walking. Yes, many people want to make the legs longer chuuuutochku, at least visually. But not at the cost of such torment? And the men escorted a beauty not look with admiration, and with the secret hope that she is about to podvernot shlopnetsya leg and onto the sand.
4. Swimsuit, which is too small
If all of these rope and harness pulls figure is not where you want, it is best to leave them at home. I feel like a woman, caterpillar - obviously not something that enhances self-esteem. And to the confusion there was not, try not to order swimwear "blind" in the shops and at the same time before the start of the beach season is always remeasure the previous year. Because the female figure - vacillates. And that's fine. It is better to indulge in shopping and new clothes than get upset, trying to "cram nevpihuemoe" in the old bikini.
5. Swimsuit with a cut to the navel
This model monokini became wildly fashionable over the past couple of summers. But before you grab for the next trend, try to soberly assess the situation. Even stylists note that this model overcame handling complaints well only in two cases: in the presence of silicone breast or the complete absence of it. But all natural "wealth" the other ladies complexion may just get lost in such an impressive cleavage. And who needs it?
6. Too many decorations
All of these rings on the fingers 10, amulets, and other witch chokers things that are so fond to wear to the beach beautiful inhabitant of Instagrama. Yes, the photographs that combat kit may look bohemian. But in real life, to swim in the trinkets, no one will - and go to the bottom is not long. And others well, very amusing to watch how the girls are trying to quickly remove all jewelry that soon plunge. And why such an effort?
Yes, many inconvenient to put a figure on display even on the beach. But once popular pareo today look a bit outdated. But they can be replaced by a transparent fashion dress, put it on top of a bathing suit: practical, stylish and leaves room for the imagination.
8. "City" bag on the beach
Unbelievable but true: it turns out, many men notice even a minor detail. Between us, girls: who cares? But in terms of practicality, even spiteful critics are right: the shame would be if some bad people on the beach decides to snitch expensive bag made of genuine leather. It is better to replace it with something simpler. On the canvas "shopping bag" or fashionable handbags made from straw, and the image will be "in the subject" and heart somehow quieter.
9. The high-waisted swimsuit with
Short and simple: This model in many men associate with their mothers and even grandmothers. What if it adds bearer of charm, it is very specific. And yet, to hell! If you like it, or you just want to hide the tummy under high melting, then why not? Marilyn Monroe, Brigitte Bardot fans or somehow did not complain.
10. Too much make-up
Tone Cream on the beach - it's evil. Tone cream with bronzer, blush and highlighter on top - beyond good and evil. In general, let the skin breathe the sea air! If we are really uncomfortable feeling with "naked" face, the waterproof mascara and sweet / eyebrow pencil will be enough to give a person a light contrast. And all the (alleged) defects on the face can always hide from the pictures under good Facetune-well layer.