35 frazochek Masjani, for which I would like to shake her hand

• 35 frazochek Masjani, for which I would like to shake her hand

"Masyanya" - is a simple cartoon about the simple things in life. About evergreen optimistic, life-affirming and cynicism about how beautiful the world is. He, of course, this is not always, but Masyanya teaches us not to hang up his nose and treat everything with irony.

Surprisingly, the series has been around for 12 years, and its creator continues to produce the series to this day. And we continue to watch it, because few Masyanya is in each of us.

In general, we have collected for you the best, like, frazochki Masyanya and other heroes of this cartoon.

35 frazochek Masjani, for which I would like to shake her hand

- I do not know, my business - a gift to give, and you really think out what to do with this crap!

- Shaggy, kayfovo almost everything in life is bad!

- Bartenders-e-en !!! Brandy mug!

- You know, there should be a clear divide. People probably do not bastards. They're just idiots. And it is incurable ...

- Who's calling so good 8 night?

- Catch Griboyedov!

35 frazochek Masjani, for which I would like to shake her hand

- What is it pinned? Broom brought some ... Oh, today is Valentine's ... I forgot ... All the time lost ... Romantic ...

- Well, I rolled up to her and say: "Madaaam why you married?" And she says to me: "For a football player!"

- Idiot! - Hmm ... good start good conversation.

- Idiot!

- Well, that talk ...

- What is the oak you bitten? What flies you fell ?!

- I have two weeks sitting at home ... And you know ... I chtoo gulyayayat hochuuu !!!

- No, the beer is not necessary, even get drunk, be a pigsty ... I am a girl a decent ...

- Do not otmazyvaysya - no draft board!

- Young, kind people, and treat a girl moro-of-dix!

35 frazochek Masjani, for which I would like to shake her hand

- What are you pinned, Lord, what is this fool?

- It's not stupid, it's a horse!

- Those guys themselves gift, well, a present ... such a huge idiot.

- The very fool you, this horse.

- Well, where I did Dan such a fool ... You would have pinned carousel ... Okay, like, thank you?.

- And if you want me zhenitstso?

- I'm so nervous, so nervous as a whore in church.

- Marriage - is an outdated institution, I think ... And what for you this nashlopka in the passport?

- Nashlopka ... Not nashlopke deal! Simply relationship Hryundel must somehow make progress, and, damn it, it becomes uninteresting Nichrome.

- Alarm Clock - the curse of the human race!

- Tell us, please, a trampoline and a helmet.

35 frazochek Masjani, for which I would like to shake her hand

- Can we in Paradise?

- No, Masian in Paradise do not take money, I'm sure ...

- I'm sitting here alone, sad, do not want nothing, no brandy, no sausage ... Oh ... Come to think ... That brandy and sausages very desirable! - Whether all women are fools, or ... At this thought stops.

- Hey, blockhead!

- It's great, but what I blockhead?

- And because you never go without a player in the ears, blockhead! Otherwise you hear a lot of this, for life!

- Hehe, what is it?

- It is, you know, a chamber concert hall!

- And why in such an ass?

- Because culture!

- Around the war ... death ... stupid ... And we're ... drink ...

35 frazochek Masjani, for which I would like to shake her hand

- Look, you do not have money to perezanyat to pereotdat ...?

- Coffee, among other things, too bad!

- Yeah, and no more cigarettes and disgusting ...

- Che, straight right now? I could not have built a bridge.

- You live in the house next door.

- Damn, this is a good excuse St. Petersburg - and does not work ...

- Hryundel, and you're sure you're Russian? Thirty fuckin 'degrees outside and it barefoot. Where's your instinct boots?

- Garbage is everything Hryundel. Money, all these machines. Nonsense. Do you understand? You're here, when you will die, you Che, about the money its going to remember? No, brother. You will remember how you and I ...

- Well, that's ... doprikalyvalis