This insanely real world # 4
We continue to sum up this year. The next step - in April, the month that the best way corresponds to the most amazing and amusing events in our lives.
Well strapped? Then we go on a winding road of crazy news!
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So, from the Russian side - just one note, but what! She makes up for his loneliness timid brave content.
Nomination "Russian Bucephalus"
In the Kemerovo region horse helped law enforcement officers to detain the thief's own. As it turned out, the animal tried to steal the former groom, once worked at the plant, where the stallion lived. The attacker saddled horse, but that did not like it, and he began to kick and wake up on its hind legs.
In the end, the horse threw off his captor. Horse thief fell face down in a puddle and lay there until until it came to the staff of the local police department. The horse pulled the attacker to the ground hooves and did not give him up. Then the stallion "passed" horse thief in the hands of the police.
When the horse thief brought to his senses, he was taken to the police station. A search of the men found 30 grams of vegetable matter, presumably marijuana.
Considering the latter circumstance, I want to ask: "Is the horse was?" If yes, the animal can reward coat due to police. Still, there are also horses in Russian villages!
Turning to Europe, without going too far from the topic of ungulates:
The nomination "For the tenacity and persistence!"
15-year-old German with the help of training taught a cow to overcome the high-altitude obstacles. On the left is the training hours, using the method of "carrot and stick". Now, "Luna (the name of the cow) thinks she's a horse," - says the young Regina Myer. It all started with the fact that the parents of Regina did not allow the girl to have her own horse. Therefore, she had to train a cow.
The animal was born 2 years ago on the farm parents of Regina. She carried with her a lot of time and gradually accustomed to the harness. Soon, Regina decided to check how the cow will feel under saddle. It was found that very organic.
Now Regina Moon and train together every day. The cow began to understand "sit" command "stand", "gallop". Despite his intelligence, the moon is often very stubborn, but her mistress emphasizes that it is "very sweet".
Well, that cow did not fly ... The news - a lesson for all the pessimists: find a way out from anywhere, even a completely hopeless situation!
Next news is also devoted to cows, but in a completely different way:
Category "Milk Robin Hood"
A young American in cow costume stolen from a supermarket about 100 liters of milk and gave it to passers-by. It is not clear how the attacker managed to steal a quantity of the product and why its appearance does not arouse the suspicion of store personnel.
In the supermarket law enforcement agencies told us that they had seen a young man in cow costume riding on the sidewalk near the store, and then disappeared. Soon the criminals who turned 18-year-old boy, were detained. It did not take into custody, but ordered to appear in court in connection with the theft of milk.
And what a normal person would cause suspicion of cow's milk? The usual promoter. Just wondering how it then identified without a costume?
While digress from the animal theme and look in the direction of the country, the renowned culture galstukoedeniya, I mean - Georgia.
75-year-old citizen of Georgia for a few hours left Armenia without the Internet. An elderly woman told us that near the village was looking at the ground copper. In the process of excavation and it damaged the cable.
Almost immediately arrived at the scene and detained the guards off the Internet a woman. At this stage, it is free and has the status of a suspect.
To paraphrase a famous saying: the more complex the technology, the easier it is to break it! From collision shovels and cable Internet suffer a single country going, it should be noted, on a single cable. Powerful granny!
Nomination "Sweet Future"
Bananas and pineapples will be by road, say Brazilian scientists. Researchers from Sao Paulo figured out how to use these fibers and other plants for the production of plastics with excellent performance. Scientists believe that in a few years, the main consumers of their products will be the automotive industry.
The most promising raw material until the researchers called pineapples: from nanotsellyulozy on the basis of this plant can be done not only interior, but also the bumpers, and even parts of the vehicle body.
Straight orchard some! Even the line "We're going with you on a banana" will acquire a new meaning. And on the pumpkins you can go, comrades!
Next - two identical news from Britain. What is surprising, not by local scientists!
Nomination "Military Reform"
The British Ministry of Defense has spent more than 17 thousand pounds for cosmetic surgery for their soldiers. This is not about the wounded, take care of that in Britain takes over the national health system.
These were the operations on the breast reduction (some war they needed to squeeze into clothing), as well as correction of droopy ears, because of what a few soldiers could not wear helmets.
Ministry of Defense stated that we are talking about exceptional cases that have been reviewed and approved by a special commission
UK Ministry of Defense uses the practice of "renting" the military to participate in the shooting of various films. Any filmmaker can without problems be invited to shoot British soldiers on the officially approved dachshund.
So, the ordinary can be hired for extras for $ 200 per day, and for Sergeant will have to pay 250 dollars. Rent military facilities or bases - a more expensive service - from 2000 to 3000 dollars per somku. The Defense Ministry noted that this does not suffer from any country's defense or fighting ability of the British Army.
And they are not going to be treated by increased shaggy? Although the movie is, the perspective is clear. Curiously, however, in this case acted in the Russian army?
Nomination "thing in itself"
A resident of Poland decided to marry him owned the painting. It depicts the girl of his dreams. 37-year-old Pole said that he decided to marry a painted woman, because he could not find the "original", ie the one who posed for the artist in the 1955th year.
In the past ten years, he was engaged in their search. Enamored man said that he wanted to just hang out with the object of his adoration, drink her coffee and learn how to live it. However, the search has not been successful, and now he is going to marry his picture.
This is a real passion for art! Only what about the heirs of that? The whole art gallery plants?
Nomination "Define your gender!"
Chinese scientists have discovered why women are attracted to pink and red colors, and men - blue and green. It turns out that this is due to hereditary memory.
In ancient times, women were engaged in collecting berries and fruit, so such bright colors assotsirovalis them with ripe fruit. The men, meanwhile, were hunters, and a clear blue sky signaled suitable for hunting weather.
In addition, the researchers do not rule out that women choose their partners based on the fact that the rosy pink cheeks indicate good health.
There just was not without British scientists?
Nomination "Dangerous similarity"
TV crew took for robbers. In Los Angeles, there was an armed robbery. During his criminals got a gold watch and ring a passerby. According to eyewitnesses, the attackers escaped in a blue van.
Later, the patrol police helicopter found a similar van and began to pursue him. Subsequently, the car was stopped by police, and its passengers - are forced to stretch out face down on the pavement.
As it turned out, in the van were not criminals, and the crew of one of the TV channels. this malicious search continues.
Whatever you say, and journalism - indeed a dangerous profession. Is mounted on vans markings!
While America has a good militants and chases, Austria modestly engaged shocking.
Nomination "The king is naked!"
Austrian couple treated themselves to a "naked" wedding, appearing at the ceremony with little or no clothing. The bride was a flesh-colored underwear, veil and shoes, and a hat on the groom. According to the newlyweds, they decided to get married naked, because we wanted to arrange an unusual and memorable celebration.
"We are not ashamed of their nakedness, and we wanted something goes beyond the traditional boundaries. Well and besides, we have saved on their wedding clothes, "- said the bride.
In the registration office to the external mind the newlyweds reacted calmly. When the couple appeared before the registration office staff, the bride and groom have decided not to embarrass them, and covered with flowers and a hat.
I wonder how they have their wedding pictures will show children and grandchildren?
But once we started the April marathon "animal" a wave, then it is, and will continue until the final.
Nomination "The Longest Cat"
In America, home to the longest cat in the world. 5-year-old Stewie is a Maine coon, representatives of which are already considered to be the largest of domestic cats. From nose to rump animal fell by 1 meter 23 centimeters.
The representatives of the Guinness Book of Records officially registered as the longest cat in the world. animal hostess said that repeatedly surprised how large it grows Stewie, but she knew about the features of this breed. Here it is, fluffy dlinnokot dreams!
Nomination "Ridiculous excuse"
A resident of Ohio police dog bark furiously at the service. The incident occurred in the city of Mason, during the duty officer Bradley Walker, which he carried along with the dog. On one of the streets of the city of an accident. Walker got out of the car to find out what had happened.
But after a while I heard that the rest in the car the dog barks loudly. Walker came back and found there a young man who was barking dog in the response and teased a four-legged policeman. When asked why he does it, the offender said that the dog started first.
Later it turned out that the man was drunk. For violation of the young man faces a fine impressive discipline. However, the local police chief insists on protecting the rights of its four-legged slave. According to him, the bully actions not only insulted a police dog, but could provoke her to break the car window and get out to deal with the offender in his own way. On the court's verdict has not yet been reported.
Here it is, the freedom of speech (or bark) and democracy!
But we want to finish on the traditionally positive and uplifting note. So let us not one, but two good news.
Nomination "Man - it sounds good!"
53-year-old German woman brought up in his house 50 cubs. According to a brave woman, the only difference between wild and domestic cats is that the former do not eat Whiskas and raw meat.
Local media called Regina Hoffman "Queen of lions" and rightly so, as it has grown in his house already fifty predators.
In addition, by the nature of the activities it has to look after the cubs, and panthers. When predators that live in the local zoo, abandon their offspring, the woman takes the animals themselves.
Video from other similar cases, but good:
Teenage girl abandoned cars in order to save a wounded dog. 15-year-old Jesse was able to save up to buy a car for about $ 400. She sat in the car with her mother when she saw a wounded dog, who ran away from employee service trapping.
Jesse jumped out and sat down on his knees and opened her arms. The dog came up to her, she fell to her knees and buried her face in the crook of his arm. She got permission to take it himself and spent the accumulated money on veterinary care for your pet. According to Jesse, Lily (so-called dog) gave her life new meaning, especially after she became seriously ill and animal helped her recover.
At this point ends April dance this year, interesting events! But he immediately picked up the next month and so on, on the rise!
Otherwise, it can not be, because life - a piece amazing and interesting! Enjoy it, smile more often!
And remember: life is - this is not a property that must be protected, but the gift that you want to share with other people (William Faulkner)
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